Pittsburgh Cheating Wives: Do I know you from somewhere?

This story might scare some of you guys out there looking for a cheating women, but don't let it. This is a great thing, and unless they are cheating too - how else would they know? Look below:

I get this e-mail. A very long e-mail, so I will try to give you the Sparks Note version. This guy is walking through Giant Eagle, and he walks past a fine looking woman. He turns his head, she smiles, he smiles and keeps walking. He did not recognize her, but little did he know he was a cheating wife looking for the same thing he was. When he got home, he looked her up, and she was only 25 miles away in Pittsburgh suburb of Shady Side.

So he is in the produce section, and this woman looking for an affair takes her chances and walks up to him and ask him if he has ever been to a "dating" website. He puts his hand with his wedding band in his pocket, and says yes. She says that she is on the same website, and then shows off her wedding ring right in his face to prove that she is a cheating wife. She tells him that her place is free and is right in Pittsburgh.

They leave their groceries in the buggy, and walk out of the store. He follows her home, and they get straight to business because her fool of a husband will be home within an hour and a half. They do it on his bed, they do it on the kitchen counter, and they end it by doing it right up against the front door. He says that even though she was a cheating wife and well into her 30's, that was the tightest pussy he has ever fucked since he was a virgin (maybe he has a big dick).

He hurries out the door, and into his car, zips up and pulls off heading straight. Before he makes his turn at the stop sign down the street, he sees her husband pull up and get out of the car and walk inside.

Now they are talking regularly and are planning another meeting!